Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Congo - (1995)
The Dungeonmaster - (1984) ... or Ragewar: The Challenges of Excalibrate - (1984)... or Digital Knights - (1984)
The Dungeonmaster is a science fiction/fantasy movie that
has yet to see a release on DVD, Blu-Ray, or even Laserdisc. It can be seen on
Netflix, but as it stands, you can only own it on VHS. And for many reasons,
this is a movie that demands to be seen on VHS quality picture. It actually has
seven different directors, which include special effects artist David Allen,
B-movie God Charles Band, and Steven Ford, the son of Gerald Ford (yes, that’s
true). If you’re not intrigued yet, then there’s no hope for you.
Each challenge has a different writer and director, all of
whom are credited at the end credits, despite no credit to the director or writers of
the beginning or ending. The challenge segments include a murder mystery, a Mad
Max-esque world, zombies, giant monkey statues, and the glam metal legends
W.A.S.P., who try to kill Paul with the power of metal and face meltingly
awesome rock! This movie is pretty disjointed and very repetitive, but I’d be
lying if I said I didn’t like it. I love the low budget effects (still better
than CGI), Richard Moll is hilariously over the top as the villain, and some of
the segments can be entertaining for the 5 to 10 minutes they last. But a movie
like this feels incomplete without some Mystery Science Theater 3000 silhouettes
at the bottom. If anything of this 80’s cheese sounds entertaining to you, you’ll
probably wind up enjoying it.
But note, it’s called “The Dungeonmaster” to trick Dungeons and Dragons fans into seeing it, and it has pretty much nothing to do that. Seriously, that was the goal with the new title, because this was originally called Ragewar (sounds like a W.A.S.P. cover band) and Digital Knights. I guess it’s like Dungeons and Dragons mixed with Tron (not as awesome as it sounds thought) and it is better than the actual D&D movie. But I had to just call out its deceptive marketing. Again, if this sounds cool (and it DOES sound cool) then please, check it out, and let the power of metal take you away.
But note, it’s called “The Dungeonmaster” to trick Dungeons and Dragons fans into seeing it, and it has pretty much nothing to do that. Seriously, that was the goal with the new title, because this was originally called Ragewar (sounds like a W.A.S.P. cover band) and Digital Knights. I guess it’s like Dungeons and Dragons mixed with Tron (not as awesome as it sounds thought) and it is better than the actual D&D movie. But I had to just call out its deceptive marketing. Again, if this sounds cool (and it DOES sound cool) then please, check it out, and let the power of metal take you away.
Friday, April 20, 2012
Time Bandits - (1981)
Director Terry Gilliam was always more of a behind the scenes guy on Monty Python, providing all the weird animated segments. Since then he’s become a very famous director, most notably directing one of the greatest science fiction/fantasy movies of all time, “Brazil” (at least if you ask me) and of course one of the greatest comedy movies of all time, “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” (just ask anyone). And although I can see some kids (and adults) being weirded out by “Time Bandits”, I just love it, and I’d say it’s a great family movie…for certain families.
The song featured in the film
is “Dream Away”, by producer and ex-Beatle George Harrison ,
and it’s pretty good. The special effects are also amazing, as they’re
*actually* special effects, using models and stop-motion animation. The good
ol’ days. Overall, I love this movie, if any of this sounds appealing you’ll
love it, and overall it’s a reminder of how good movies can be.
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